Crypt of Baconthulhu - Hamster Republic Productions

[bob-the-hamster]

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Siiiiiizle! Siiiiiiizle! I am the high priest of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Cooked-At-Less-Than-144-Degrees-Fahrenheit. I am here to decry the heinous heresy against my dark and salty master which is perpatrated by the game: Bob the Hamster in the Crypt of Baconthulhu.



I was willing to overlook the old version of this game in 2009 because it was only an obscure PC game released to a small community of developers of the so-called OHRRPGCE engine, for their so-called "Terrible" games contest, but now I am indignant to learn that any OUYA player in the world can be effortlessly play this desecration of the image of my Thinly-Sliced-Pork-Lord.

Please join me in NOT playing this game. You can use this thread to share your outrage about this so-called game.

All Glory to Bacon, and long live my Evil-Yet-Delicious Master! (May he rule the crypt for 1000 years, or at least until tomorrow's breakfast!)

[Lunamaniac]

I love roguelikes! I knew someone who owned a hamster! This is the game for me!

[DanTilly]

Gonna boot up my OUYA and download this ASAP!

Can't wait, just bought Hack Slash Loot on Steam and gonna end up playing this instead ;D

[playdeezgames]

Looks like yer game and mine came out same day.

I'll be trying yours momentarily...

[watson387]

I downloaded this as soon as I saw it! It kept me amused for a good while.

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[DanTilly]

SPOILERS:

 

Grrr got to the final level (I'm assuming, boss is here) but I didnt bother building the weapon the game suggested to me and now realize I can't kill the boss/continue.

Ugh, time to go up all the floors to the top and start building this item. So heads up, find the cultists in the levels and do what they tell you to do

[bob-the-hamster]

I am interested to see who beats this first, and how long it takes them (exact play-time is shown at the end of the credits)

Also, I will drop the hint that there are easier ways to backtrack, but I won't tell you how

[DanTilly]

I found the easier way to backtrack.

I just beat the game at 12:27 EST. Play time 3 hours 10 minutes 2 seconds. 17717 steps. I save-scummed ONCE so I got the bad ending (Didn't realize bringing up the menu acted as a turn, so ended up waiting too long to heal once).

Really liked the game, any plans to expand it? Not complaining because the experience was free (except for donation I'm sending your way) but would definitely love a longer game -- appreciate your sense of humor and the uniqueness of this game. My OCD kicks in and I want to collect all those dots/gold! More gear and a leveling up system would be neat additions as well.

Time for Bob's Adventure: Crypt of Baconthulu EXTENDED PLAY!

EDIT: Another cool idea would be more variety of monster attacks. Right now the only fighting in the game is two creatures bumping into each other for an exchange of HP (besides scrolls). Would like to see monsters shooting bacon, teleporting, whatever just to introduce some new tactics. I was scared of the final boss until I just walked into him til his demise Still think this game was really fun just a lot of area to expand and make it even better! w00t

[bob-the-hamster]

Congratulations DanTilly! I have had a had time guessing how long it would take other people to beat, since my own playthroughs are always highly squewed by knowing all the goals and tricks in advance.

I won't make any specific promises for future updates-- right now I am ready to work on some other projects for a while, but I very much appreciate new feature ideas, and I will file them away in my suggestions file.

[Jakenut86]

Awesome game well worth my Donation hope to see Bob the Hamster continue to grace our OUYA's with his presence