Suppose I could enter for this second contest. Just this once.

1. Why should YOU be that winner?
Me the winner? Well, indirectly I suppose. My code will be given to a certain individual. He's done something for me in the past and I'm looking for opportunities to pay him back.

2. What brought you to the Ouya?
This thread created by me answers this question.

3. Who would you like to play BombSquad with and blow up repeatedly?
I suppose this is a hypothetical question as I don't play online games. I'd have to go with altering the question to "Who would you like to humiliate over and over again by blowing them up repeatedly?". I'd have to go with Hitler, teehee.

Edit: *Facepalm*