Those Darn Nipples! - Hulk Handsome

[Eddie K]

This thread is for the discussion of Those Darn Nipples!. (note to developer - send me a private message if you would like to edit this thread)

An arcade game made for The Boob Jam 2013.Some women experience a phenomenon when their boobs rapidly change size, such as during puberty or pregnancy; their nipples feel like they're still where they used to be, rather than where they are after the change of size.This game aims to convey that experience to the player, in an entertaining way.NOTE: GAME MAY NOT BE 100% BIOLOGICALLY ACCURATE.100% free.

[RiotingSpectre]

I'm extremely offended by this.

[Eddie K]

I must say that this is the strangest game I've every seen.

[DanTilly]

I must say that this is the strangest game I've every seen.

Can't wait til I see the reaction to this game:
http://www.ouyalytics.com/app/504-Groin-Gravitators

I have to say I don't mind adult content on a system in fact I'm all for it but usually if it's done tastefully or has a purpose. "Touch the dongs!" or "pin the tail on the nipple!" just seems like something a 10 year old boy would come up with -- not something that should be launched for the public.

Good thing they implemented parental controls (I think?).

[ravenmdm]

Can't wait til I see the reaction to this game:
http://www.ouyalytics.com/app/504-Groin-Gravitators

I have to say I don't mind adult content on a system in fact I'm all for it but usually if it's done tastefully or has a purpose. "Touch the dongs!" or "pin the tail on the nipple!" just seems like something a 10 year old boy would come up with -- not something that should be launched for the public.

Good thing they implemented parental controls (I think?).

I think you summed it up pretty well. Sad thing is that other game you mentioned is by the same dev. So we have some immature waste of space shoveling garbage into the sandbox. Gives people who try to push the envelope in a more respectable manner a bad name. There's a huge difference between say, GTA5 and trash like this, yet some people will see a "game" like this and use it to bash games in general.

[Schizophretard]

Can't wait til I see the reaction to this game:
http://www.ouyalytics.com/app/504-Groin-Gravitators

I have to say I don't mind adult content on a system in fact I'm all for it but usually if it's done tastefully or has a purpose. "Touch the dongs!" or "pin the tail on the nipple!" just seems like something a 10 year old boy would come up with -- not something that should be launched for the public.

Good thing they implemented parental controls (I think?).

Yes, they have parental controls. I tested them out. This game and a lot of others don't show up. The only games that show up are the ones that are rated for age groups that the terms of service forbids from using the OUYA(I had to throw that in there ) What the OUYA needs is more parental control options like requiring a password for opening Discover, requiring a password to download, selecting which specific games you don't want to be viewed, the ability to set up custom separate accounts with the previously listed controls plus the ability to have games I already paid for on those accounts so that I don't have to pay twice. I have came across issues like my niece and my wife's cousin thinking either that Discover is all my games or they don't have to be selective about what gets downloaded because they think I have unlimited space. There isn't enough controls for me to comfortably hand someone the controller and leave the room. It feels the same as letting someone on my computer, walking away, and then coming back to discover that they messed things up. I want control over my OUYA when I'm not even in the room.

[JerTM]

I don't understand the purpose of this, uhh, app? (R3, back of the list)

[Pat1986]

a game with boobs in it. it MUST be good.

[Starfighter]

Yeah. No.

[Dan Fu]

My girlfriend and I tried this out the other night just to see what it was. It's sort of a "pin the tail on the donkey" thing; nothing particularly interesting. I have nothing against such games and realize that Ouya's policies allow such things but I could see this as making the Ouya not "family friendly" which could effect holiday sales.