OUYA haiku

[mikafreeka]

So pumped at the start
Patience is being tested
No shipping email

Or:

I want my OUYA
Two and a half months ago
I want to believe

[Hydrus]

What the hell is this? What's a 'haiku'?

[RiotingSpectre]

Felt own breast,
Thought I felt a lump,
Should see a doctor.


Am spontaneously horny,
Goes to Google and searches Robert Downey Jr.,
After fifteen minutes am no longer horny.

[salvasaur]

OUYA rocks my socks
Indie games are the best
Let's all be happy

[James Andrew Coote]

The revolution
Will be televised
I can't do haiku's

Games for the TV
Innovative Platform
Open for indies

[MetalFlanger]

Stop all your whining
Your OUYA is shipping soon
Sit down and shut up

Need a complain thread
That can be buried away
Negativity