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    Magistrate of Altered States Schizophretard's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkPunk View Post
    I'd beat that kid.
    That is nothing. I live with a 3 year old that screams all day until he pukes, punches everyone in the nuts, destroys things on purpose, leaves bruises on people, uses his bottle as a squirt gun, draws blood when he bites, can't take him in stores because he would scream the whole time, spills entire jugs of tea on the floor after pulling them out of the fridge, tries to kill the dogs, etc. He is so demonic that people probably think he is mine. Anyway, moral of the story, don't shoot up heroine every day that you are pregnant or at least watch this commercial before getting pregnant:


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    Inebriated Staff Ninja DrunkPunk's Avatar
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    I love that commercial!

    Dude, I hear you can sell children. Think of all the video games you could buy with the sale of a demonic child!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkPunk View Post
    I love that commercial!

    Dude, I hear you can sell children. Think of all the video games you could buy with the sale of a demonic child!
    I never knew you could sell them. Anyway, he is not mine to sell. On a similar note, my brother gave me my first blood nephew on Tuesday. It looks like the Schiz blood will last another generation and I got to get me a game room to help him raise him properly. It is child abuse to not raise them with retro consoles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schizophretard View Post
    It is child abuse to not raise them with retro consoles.
    I wholeheartedly agree!

    We don't want this to happen:
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    I find this video cool because I am watching it on a computerized communications console:


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    I'm still waiting for flying cars yo.

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    "What the wife selects on her console, the husband can pay for on his console" Yep, very accurate prediction

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    Quote Originally Posted by Victor Coleiro View Post
    "What the wife selects on her console, the husband can pay for on his console" Yep, very accurate prediction
    That happens in this house.

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    IN PIXEL I TRUST

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    DrnkPnk says, "Obey The Beard!"
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