New OUYA Update?

[Isaac H.]

Ok, who wrote this, own up? Source: http://supergreatfriend.moe/post/115...ine-the-ouya-2


"I dare not imagine the OUYA 2; no mind should. The first OUYA was as small as they could make a physical console; the next step will be for the system to not have physical form at all. The OUYA 2 would be a spirit, a ghost. A flicker of movement in the corner of your eye that you see for only a moment, but then it’s gone.

But you know it’s not gone.

You continue to live your life, trying to pretend that you don’t notice it. That… *feeling* in the air, like old moisture. A thin layer of slime builds on your skin, but you can’t see it. You know it’s there, you can feel it, but you see nothing.

And you can’t wash it off.

It follows you wherever you go; you can’t find anyplace that feels clean anymore. Everything is tainted… it’s even on the food you’re eating. It turns your stomach; even your favorite foods hold no appeal to you anymore.

And then you realize where it’s coming from.

You see the moisture, the droplets of *wrongness* coming from your breath. The OUYA 2 hasn’t been following you around, it’s been coming from you all this time. It’s inside you, and you’ve been polluting all those around you.

How did you become infected?

It was because you thought of it. You conceived of the OUYA 2, and the OUYA 2 spawned in your consciousness. This malevolence just needed a fertile mind to grow in, and you gave it just that. It’s in your brain, but now it wants out. It wants freedom.

Free the games."

I....................What?

OUYA 2 confirmed

[xAD]

I....................What?

OUYA 2 confirmed

Yeah, confirmed to be a malady in peoples' heads.

Back in reality, I'm kinda jazzed for this update. I want to see if the changes to the menu system improve the experience.
Menus can make a big difference - I went from loving the X360 in its early life to absolutely hating it post-Kinect because they obliterated menu functionality. (I had to remove 280-some games from my HDD just to make it remotely usable, though still infuriatingly annoying.)

[K-Project]

Source: http://supergreatfriend.moe/post/115...ine-the-ouya-2

Good grief.

[RiotingSpectre]

I might as well continue to hype you guys up since the company refuses to do it themselves. The update is coming very soon and will be something that everyone from casual to hardcore OUYA users will enjoy.

[K-Project]

Well I for one will be sitting here absolutely dreading it! Please confirm it's not going to break anything!

[Rhellik]

RS what is their response when you ask them "why aren't you spreading any news on this"? I feel like they have 4 employees and Julie and they are fully occupied doing stuff.


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[Killswitch]

RS what is their response when you ask them "why aren't you spreading any news on this"? I feel like they have 4 employees and Julie and they are fully occupied doing stuff.


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You know the answer to your question. You've been hearing it for a while now.

An ocean breeze would be louder.

[Starfighter]

I'M READY! BRING IT!

[RiotingSpectre]

RS what is their response when you ask them "why aren't you spreading any news on this"? I feel like they have 4 employees and Julie and they are fully occupied doing stuff.

I don't ask questions like that because as Killswitch said, the answer(s) are obvious.

[Rhellik]

Don't know if it's that obvious anymore. I wouldn't know. The only thing that comes to mind is " there is nothing to report " or "durrrrrr"


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