Those Darn Nipples! - Hulk Handsome

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An arcade game made for The Boob Jam 2013.Some women experience a phenomenon when their boobs rapidly change size, such as during puberty or pregnancy; their nipples feel like they're still where they used to be, rather than where they are after the change of size.This game aims to convey that experience to the player, in an entertaining way.NOTE: GAME MAY NOT BE 100% BIOLOGICALLY ACCURATE.100% free.

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https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/r90WbgW7ScKBzDfnwqNw
https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/GCGU1jCSCCJprgr8isJw
https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/RkBjZ5nT0G6njKw2C87o

I'm extremely offended by this.

I must say that this is the strangest game I've every seen.

I don't understand the purpose of this, uhh, app? (R3, back of the list)

a game with boobs in it. it MUST be good.

Yeah. No.

My girlfriend and I tried this out the other night just to see what it was. It's sort of a "pin the tail on the donkey" thing; nothing particularly interesting. I have nothing against such games and realize that Ouya's policies allow such things but I could see this as making the Ouya not "family friendly" which could effect holiday sales.

WTF kind of crap is this. Is this some type of interactive instructional app, or is it just the next wave of shovelware to hit ouya ?

Yes a very strange game indeed. I usually don't download if a game looks this crazy silly but just had to figure out what it is. Turns out its pretty lame and I think I need a refresher on human anatomy as well lol.

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